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Hugh Howey, author of Wool
"This is pulp fiction at its best."
Baltimore Magazine, October 2013
"So Say the Waiters is dope. It renders the Baltimore scene lovingly, from the ground, while tapping into that contemporary human need to escape through the shifting space where technology and dreams collide. A cyberpunk novel for a corporatized generation."
director of Putty Hill, I Used to be Darker, and Hamilton
"So Say the Waiters could easily be the next Repo Man."
The Baltimore Chop
So Say The Waiters moves like a high-dollar TV series. The writing's dangerously
precise. You'll start reading Book 1 and you'll come to hours later, wondering
where you just were & craving to be taken back.
actor, publisher, and author of the novel Solip
The feel [of So Say the Waiters] is like Chuck Pahlaniuck, but good. It's fast paced, focused on characters, and gives you twists and turns you can't possibly predict.
Bryan L. Young
author of Lost at the Con, regular contributor for the Huffington Post
As a bibliophile, I'll admit I was hesitant to read a book on a computer screen, but Sirois' "So Say the Waiters" was a great introduction to using the medium and a fast paced read, to boot. His characters and locations were comfortingly familiar to me as an artist working and living in Baltimore City, and also a reminder that there are so many scenes and stories in my own town that are still hidden. Henry and Dani are kindred spirits, both navigating the hyper-connected, private-is-public world of our modern living in search of way to help others, and themselves, let go and just hit that "submit" button.
“As a reader, I’m always looking to get lost in a story, to open a book, turn one page and then another, and find myself unable to put it down. So Say the Waiters achieves this in spades. Sirois has created a dazzlingly raucous and fast-paced world, filled with characters that are relatable yet still capable of remarkable surprise. You have to read this.”
Laura van den Berg
author of What the World Will Look Like When All the Water Leaves Us
"This is a wild ride. Once again Justin Sirois presents a fast-paced, character driven novel that, once you start, is as inescapable as a holding cell. So Say the Waiters is filled with the people you used to work with and the people you might date someday, but no one will ever be in the predicaments Sirois dreams up for the people in this bright-idea of a book. I was hooked from the start."
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